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Kill Your Own Chicken
04:06
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KILL YOUR OWN CHICKEN
First of all boss thanks for hearing me out
Let me get straight to the point boss ain't no doubt
Business is off here at the Chicken Shack
You had to let me go that's the cold hard facts
But I ain't hear to bitch boss let me make that clear
I'm here to make a pitch boss to jumpstart my entrepreneurial career
Yeah we got all kinds of competition right on this very street
Some got boneless breasts some got all white meat
Some got thirteen different kinds of barbecue sauce
Some got family night three dollars off
Some got stuff so good it's finger-licking
But here's my idea boss and it's really kicking
Are you ready?
Kill your own chicken
Wait wait wait I know it sounds kinda strange
but this is just the kinda idea this is just the kinda change
Gonna get people to sit up and pay attention
And lookey here boss I didn't even mention
We ain't talking about the dining experience alone
This is entertainment boss this is two birds with one stone
See we take that kids jungle gym out in the back and we
Turn it into a kinda chicken-chasing track
Give the birds a headstart - maybe ten seconds or so
When they make the first turn we let the people go
Charge 'em once for the plate once for admission
We hire some cheerleaders get 'em high-kicking
What do you say boss?
Give me a 'K' boss!
I see you're enraptured I see you're struck dumb
But hold on to your hat there's more to come
See by killing them birds in our backyard boss
We shorten the chain of supply plus we lower our costs
And here's one more thing gonna make the competition panic
We keep it all in house that makes us 100% organic
Yeah I already got the patent that's how pumped I am
And out in the back seat of my car I got my cousin's videocam
We'll make a video boss put it up online
The thing goes viral - people'll lose their minds!
Now - what do you say boss? You in this with me?
Cause if you ain't - I'm going down the street to KFC
Come on boss the clock is ticking
Sing it with me now...
Kill Your Own Chicken
K-I-double L Y-O-U-R O-W-N
Chicken!!!
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2. |
Metal Men
03:00
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METAL MEN
I go down to Westfield and back again
And on the side of my truck it says
Metal Men
Clean copper gets you $3.10 a pound my friend
These are good times for Metal Men
Pardon me ma'am I don't mean to stare
But I couldn't help but notice your dishwasher there
Sitting all alone out on the curb well
I'll give it the kind of home it deserves
Take it down to Westfield for scrap my friend
And on the side of my truck it says
Metal Men
Clean copper's up to $3.12 a pound now friends
These are good times for Metal Men
I went to school I got a college degree
Nobody wanted nothing to do with me
But since I got this truck I'm good to go
Yeah I just signed up for HBO
I'm driving south on 5 and 10
check out the truck lady
Metal Men
Clean copper gets you $3.15 now friends
These are good times for Metal Men
Times are tough lady times are hard
The whole world is falling apart
I'm pleased as punch to be able to say
This metal man has found a way
Yeah I been working night and day
To make the broken pieces pay
I go down to Westfield
And on the side of my truck
Metal Men
Clean copper gets you $3.19 now friends
These are good times for Metal Men
You got tin? Aluminum?
Stick it out baby... here I come...
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3. |
I Walk The Line
04:59
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I WALK THE LINE
I keep a close watch on this heart of mine
I keep my eyes wide open all the time
I keep the ends out for the ties that bind
Because you're mine
I find it very very easy to be true
I find myself alone when each day's through
Yes I'll admit I'm a fool for you
Because you're mine
You got a way to keep me on your side
You give me cause for love I can't hide
I know for you I'd try and turn the tide
Because you're mine
I walk the line
As sure as night is dark and day is light
I keep you on my mind day and night
The happiness we've known proves I'm right
Because you're mine
I... walk the line...
(Here's looking at you, John)
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4. |
Easy Money
04:07
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EASY MONEY
Well these time's getting hard for you it's true
You been wondering what to do me too
Well I read a spread in the paper yesterday
We got some high rollers headed our way
There's gonna be easy money
Easy money all around
You got to believe me honey
Easy money is coming to town
Now it ain't like a lottery you'll see
It's a opportunity for you and me
I just can't wait to get my blackjack visor on
We gonna squeeze you into that cocktail waitress uniform
And grab that easy money
Easy money flying around
We might as well dream big honey
Cause easy money is coming to town
The doors are opening
The wheel is starting to spin
Let's be the first ones in
So that we can win all that easy money
We're gonna be standing side by side
Just telling that man to let it ride - let it ride!
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